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Book FirstPart LXXIX
Part LXXIX
A few days afterwards we set out on our return to Florence. We lay one
night at a place on this side Chioggia, on the left hand as you go toward
Ferrara. Here the host insisted upon being paid before we went to bed, and in
his own way; and when I observed that it was the custom everywhere else to pay
in the morning, he answered: "I insist on being paid overnight, and in my own
way." I retorted that men who wanted everything their own way ought to make a
world after their own fashion, since things were differently managed here. Our
host told me not to go on bothering his brains, because he was determined to
do as he had said. Tribolo stood trembling with fear, and nudged me to keep
quiet, lest they should do something worse to us; so we paid them in the way
they wanted, and afterwards we retired to rest. We had, I must admit, the most
capital beds, new in every particular, and as clean as they could be.
Nevertheless I did not get one wink of sleep, because I kept on thinking how I
could revenge myself. At one time it came into my head to set fire to his
house; at another to cut the throats of four fine horses which he had in the
stable; I saw well enough that it was easy for me to do all this; but I could
not see how it was easy to secure myself and my companion. At last I resolved
to put my things and my comrade`s on board the boat; and so I did. When the
towing-horses had been harnessed to the cable, I ordered the people not to
stir before I returned, for I had left a pair of slippers in my bedroom.
Accordingly I went back to the inn and called our host, who told me he had
nothing to do with us, and that we might go to Jericho. ^1 There was a ragged
stable-boy about, half a sleep, who cried out to me: "The master would not
move to please the Pope, because he has got a wench in bed with him, whom he
has been wanting this long while." Then he asked me for a tip, and I gave him
a few Venetian coppers, and told him to make the barge-man wait till I had
found my slippers and returned. I went upstairs, took out a little knife as
sharp as a razor, and cut the four beds that I found there into ribbons. I had
the satisfaction of knowing I had done a damage of more than fifty crowns.
Then I ran down to the boat with some pieces of the bed-covers ^2 in my pouch,
and bade the bargee start at once without delay. We had not gone far before my
gossip Tribolo said that he had left behind some little straps belonging to
his carpet-bag, and that he must be allowed to go back for them. I answered
that he need not take thought for a pair of little straps, since I could make
him as many big ones as he liked. ^3 He told me I was always joking, but that
he must really go back for his straps. Then he began ordering the bargee to
stop, while I kept ordering him to go on. Meanwhile I informed my friend what
kind of trick I had played our host, and showed him specimens of the
bed-covers and other things, which threw him into such a quaking fright that
he roared out to the bargee: "On with you, on with you, as quick as you can!"
and never thought himself quite safe until we reached the gates of Florence.
[Footnote 1: E che noi andassimo al bordello.]
[Footnote 2: Sarge. Sargia is interpreted sopraccoperta del letto.]
[Footnote 3: The Italian for straps, coregge, has a double meaning, upon which
Cellini plays.]
When we arrived there, Tribolo said: "Let us bind our swords up, for the
love of God; and play me no more of your games, I beg; for all this while I`ve
felt as though my guts were in the saucepan." I made answer: "Gossip Tribolo,
you need not tie your sword up, for you have never loosed it;" and this I said
at random, because I never once had seen him act the man upon that journey.
When he heard the remark, he looked at his sword and cried out: "In God`s
name, you speak true! Here it is tied, just as I arranged it before I left my
house." My gossip deemed that I had been a bad travelling companion to him,
because I resented affronts and defended myself against folk who would have
done us injury. But I deemed that he had acted a far worse part with regard to
me by never coming to my assistance at such pinches. Let him judge between us
who stands by and has no personal interest in our adventures.
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